DC Comics: Crazy Pairings and Parodies

Beyond Meta, or What the Hell Are They Doing to Us? (R)   -   I was getting a little tired of the depressing attempts to keep up with DC's Infinite Crisis. So this is a meta (and hopefully funny) view of the whole thing. (Short Story/2,500 words)

Lament of the Meta (R)   -   Sequel to Beyond Meta. WW 226--the last issue of her book--left me cold. Left some others cold, too. (Short Story/2,000 words)

Critical Mass (PG-13)   -   The characters--especially Lois--are very tired of what I've put them through. They wanted something goofy and begged me to find my funny bone. I think this dialogue-only piece qualifies. Hope you agree. (Short Story/3,000 words)

Faster than Paradise (PG-13)   -   This is a Flash/Wonder Woman fic. Mainly because I didn't know if I could do these two. I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. This is based on the cartoon versions, not the comics. (Short Story/2,800 words)

Intervention (PG-13)   -   This was a response to a challenge to write a Wonder Woman/Alfred fic. Yep, you read that right. This is dialogue only, so you'll have to use your imagination. (Flash/1,000 words)

Love's Rampant Fury (PG-13)   -   Badfic by design. A challenge story--written in the Bulwer Litton tradition (It was a dark and stormy night...) and with all possible irreverence. I also was trying to turn over a new leaf--no more angst-filled deaths of characters who stand in the way of Kal and Diana's happiness. (Flash/800 words)